Just for childishness that seems suitable for this ad's level, we're calling this post Farte Noire

Holy shite! Where to start with this piece of crap? I'll just start with the phrase double standard.... Mamma mia! If the roles were reversed here and blokey said, "Love, got the guys coming round in a min." And, hey presto, dowdy missus turned into supermodel stunner there would be a bloody outcry, surely? Carte Noire. you're on my shitlist.